Great (c)Literature

May 31

quote You know you’re special when you mumble “Accio Iphone” while rummaging through your purse -_-

May 30

quote Donald Trump is, redundant evidence that if your net worth is high enough your IQ can be very low and you can still intrude on American politics”
-George Will

May 30

quote Today I was told by a male friend that he would “turn me straight” multiple times. I feel as though I should not have to say this, but telling someone that you will change their sexual orientation through sexual activity is NOT okay. Especially when that person is big enough and strong enough to sexually assault you. Although you may feel like what you said is some sort of joke, it is not. Not everyone is LGBT,but not everyone is straight. Check your privilege before you embarrass yourself

May 29

quote Can we all just agree to boycott any and all things with Donald Trump’s name on it? Not only has this birtherism thing gone too far, but it’s just a thinly veiled form of racism. I’ve never been a fan of him as I have found him to be loud, pompous, and just ridiculous but this is a new low.

May 26
Guitar heroes 

Guitar heroes 

May 24
yup

yup

May 21

quote I have a new God, and his name is Carl Sagan

May 20

bayamontate:

Fucking creepy

raidical:

outmybedroomwindow:

azaleadalen:

iamthewalrustoned:

The giant golden-crowned flying fox (Acerodon jubatus), also known as the golden-capped fruit bat, is a rare megabat  and one of the largest bats in the world. The species is endangered and is currently facing the possibility of extinction because of poaching and forest destruction. It is endemic to forests in the Philippines.

MOTHER OF GOD

Oh.. baby. 

you guys havb no idea how triiped out i am about this , like holy mother of god if i came across one, back when we was unkowning,  shit like this could be the monstrt==ers

Holy mother of crap! As majestic and awesome as these creatures are, I’d drop a load in my pants if one of these huge fuckers flew my way.

May 20
They’re just so fucking adorable!

They’re just so fucking adorable!

May 19
seriously tho

seriously tho